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The Iraqi National Cluster-Fumble If the Iraqi people think they had it bad under our boy Saddam, just wait until they see what we've got in store for them this time. Have you seen the so-called "Iraqi leaders" that have been crawling out from under their decadent little rocks all over the civilized world? They refer to these clowns as "exiles," but the fact remains that, when the going got tough, they ran away and hid like scared little girls. To put this in context, imagine, if you can, that our "Founding Father" types, Washington, Jefferson, etc., had "exiled" themselves to Paris to escape British oppression, and only came crawling back to run the country after the French had liberated us. 'Nuff said? These clowns are so scared of being anywhere near any sort of unpleasantness that one even brought a private army of over six hundred bodyguards with him. And, don't give me any of that "troops to help liberate Iraq" crud, either, because I don't seem to recall any footage of this aspiring puppet dictator leading his "troops" into battle against the Republican Guard. All I saw was this guy cowering among a bunch of untrained, ill-equipped unemployed convenience store clerks who couldn't liberate their head from their "rear echelon" (euphemistically speaking). I will admit,
however, that they are rather more intelligent than the average Iraqi.
You won't catch them fighting and/or dying for what they believe in. No,
they're smart. They ran off and hid in the lap of our decadent Western
luxury until we godless infidels told them it was safe to return and subjugate
the people they had abandoned under the heal of another of our puppet
dictators. Bend over, Iraq, your "Uncle Sam" is behind you all
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